Suing the World’s Gay Population, Omaha Style

suing the gays

Sylvia Ann Driskell, a Nebraska woman acting as “Ambassador for Plaintiff’s God, and His, Son, Jesus Christ,” is suing all homosexuals in Omaha district court, asking for a ruling whether homosexuality is or is not a sin.

Citing the “boasting” of gay people and the general decay of the nation’s morals, Ms. Driskell seems to be unaware that the phrase “hiding in a closet” is an allegory and wonders “homosexuals know it is a sin to live a life of homosexuality. Why else would they have been hiding in a closet.”

Requests for comments by God have not been returned at this time.

Read her official court document here.

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